Monster

"HAHA!Why do you look like a grape?!" All the monsters scream at Danny. See every monster was either gray or blue, but Danny was Green. Like a grape. Ever since Dan was a little kid all the monsters would bully him about his short height, or his abnormal color, or even his deformed ankle that's turned sideways that made him slower then all the other kids his age. "Stop picking on me guys!" Danny yelled then ran home. When he got home he walked through the front door and tried to run straight to his room but his mom stopped and yelled for him to come to the kitchen. "What mom?" he asked rudely. "Woah, excuse me? I just wanted to see how your day was sweetie." She explained. "It sucked mom. It just sucked." He complained. "Why?" she asked. So he started to explain "Well mom, all these other kids are picking on me every single day at school on the play ground because of my color and because of my height. Now they pick on me and call me 'Limpy" because of my ankle and it makes me so mad and sad!". "Oh thats horrible baby! Im going right up to that school in the mourning and were going to pull every  single student that ever said anything bad about you into the principles office and get them taken care of!" She told him. After there talk they sat down and ate dinner that his mother made.

After dinner he went into his room and sat on the bed. Feeling sad and vulnerable he started to write in his journal that he keeps. After finishing his writing he went to sleep. When he went to school the next morning all the bullies were in the office. The principle said that since there was no adult around or teacher then it could be "False Accusation". So the kids got off easy. Dannys mother was outraged. She was furious.But there was nothing she could do about it so she told Danny to simply try to ignore all the kids and stay away from them. When Danny got to recess though all the kids followed him and circled around him. "Snitch!" "Tattletell!" all sorts of names were being called to him. Danny suddenly felt helpless and mad so he picked up a log and swung it at every other monsters head. All the kids fell down. After that he threw the stick and ran home. When he got home he told his mother and she called the police. The police came and called the school. They gathered all the kids together and had a nice conversation about friendships and how bullying is bad. After that day they all became friends.

Cafe

So a couple of days ago me and my friend Alex were hanging out at my house, just chilling like usual. But something was different, I could tell by his vibe. He had been acting distant and shallow since the day before so I asked him "Yo man what's up with you? Seems like something's on your mind. You good Bo?" "I'm good" he answered immediately, like it was an automated answer. "You sure ?" I asked. He turned and looked at me "I said I'm fine dude!" He lightly snapped. "Alright bro if you say so, I've known you for almost 16 years and you only act like this when your trippin about something" I stated. So we just kept watching tv and making small talk like usual. Then I suddenly remembered the game was on and turned it to espn really quick. Duke vs UNC. Duke was up like always as they went into half time. Then during the halftime show he turned to me mad quick and said "Alright dude I gotta tell you something!" "See told you something was bothering you" I told him. "Alright shut up and just listen. So about 12 years ago, when we were 6, remember when we stole that candy?" "Yeah?" "Well anyways I never get in trouble. The reading your whooping was so bad was because I told my mom that it was all your fault. And when my nephew got caught stealing a lollipop the other day it reminded me of it and it's bothering me that I never fessed up" he said. "Really dude really?" I asked with a blank stare. "yeah man sorry" he said. "Haha dude we were 6! I barely remember that ass whooping! But it's okay man, don't sweat it. No biggie." I told him. Then we went back to watching Duke destroy UNC in Men's Basketball

Proposal (POST ON EXAM)

As he was about to say the words"Will you marry me?" two Marines walked through the double doors, went straight up to him and said "Excuse me Major Ray, were here to escort you back to base. We have direct orders to do so immediately. There is a crisis threatening national security right now and we have to leave sir." "Im sorry gentlemen but im in the middle of something, can this wait a couple more minutes?" Major Ray asked. "No sir, we have to leave now, we can not waste any more time. Lets go." One of the men said as they both grabbed him by one arm and escorted him out of the restaurant, leaving his girlfriend there speechless.

When they arrived at the Marine base they escorted Major Ray into a secret room, past 7 levels of security. This room had no windows, no recorders , and no double mirrors. Just one single light bulb hanging from the middle. When they arrived at the door there were guards. The guards frisked him and said "Clear". When they entered the room there were 5 guards and the President of the United States. "Present Arms" ordered on guard. All the men saluted. "Order arms" the same man commanded. "Hello Major" The president said. "Mr. President, pleasure to meet you sir" Major Ray said as he shook his hand. " Please have a seat" President said. The two men sat and started to talk. The president began to explain the crisis; Japan and Mexico became allies and have set up naval fleets that are headed straight for the California border. There plan was to invade from the west and slowly take over. There were over 500 warships on the way all in one tight fleet. "Major Ray, we need your experience. No one else has more war time under there belt but you.Will you accept the job?" The president asked. "Yes sir." Major Ray said.

"So how do you suggest that we stop this?"President asked. Major Ray sat and thought about it for a couple minutes then finally his eyes lit up. "Nuclear Bombs! We drop 1 of them in the center of the fleet. The blast radius will cover there whole fleet and still not affect anyone else." "Alright Major Ray, its your call. You heard him gentlemen!! I want one nuclear bomb dropped within the hour!" The president commanded. Exactly 56 minutes later a nuclear bomb was dropped from an F-16 Fighter Jet and all the warships were destroyed...except for one. The one that wasn't destroyed had on titanium armor, blast resistant metal, and 3 feet of bullet proof glass. The only was to stop it was to send in a team of Army Rangers and a team of Navy seals. 75th Regiment 2nd Battalion Rangers were called up to duty along side with Seal Team 4. After a quick briefing and equipment check both teams boarded two Apache helicopters and set out to secretly board the last ship. On the way to the ship the teams discussed there plans. "ETA 30 Seconds!" the pilot shouted. Everyone geared up, roped up, and got ready to descend onto the sun deck. The soldiers then began to descend. Once everyone was secure on the ship the helicopter took off. "Be back in 20 minutes, Apaches Oscar Mike" "Roger that, Hooah" Said the Ranger Leader. After about 15 minutes they had executed there mission, along with 25 of there enemies.  After the mission was done and everyone was back at base, Major Ray left. He went back to his house, found his wife and before he even gave her a chance to speak and ask what had happened he got down on one knee and asked her to marry him.