Friday, September 5, 2014

President To Do List

  1. Get out of debt
  2. Get USA out of debt
  3. Finish war on terrorism
  4. Buy 20 dogs
  5. Pardon 2 turkeys
  6. Buy Honda Civic
  7. Annex Mexico
  8. Destroy Canada
  9. Make Verizon have the option of unlimited data
  10. Fire secret service agents
  11. Re-hire secret service agents
  12. Go for run (2 miles)
  13. Visit grandma
  14. Get groceries
  15. Email VP
  16. Cook dinner
  17. Sign up for swimming lessons
  18. Take a nap
  19. Take a shower
  20. Walk dogs with first lady
  21. Do laundry
  22. Clean room
  23. Party in oval office
  24. Buy newspaper
  25. Get a new laptop
  26. Pick up kids from school
  27. Work out again
  28. Shower Again
  29. Go to Vegas
  30. Walk back to White House
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